ALSO EAT WHIR", "HELLO BITCHES, LOOK AT YOUR MAN, NOW BACK TO ME.
LOOK AGAIN, MY COCK IS NOW DIAMOND!", "LOOK AT MY BIG BLACK DICK, IT'S WHY THEY CALL ME \"BLACK SALAMI\"", "PIANOWASEKAINOYUMESAKUNOHARANIMERODII", "TSUKURIMASHOU, TSUKURIMASHOU,
SATE SATE NANI GA DEKI RU KANA", "OH MY GAH", "UNCLE BEN'S RICY ASSHOLE", "I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO PUT IN YOU", "SAATAA ANDAGII", "my mom asshoe", "i got a big weenie
jk :(", "FUCK YOU LLEWE I'M NOT GETTING RID OF THE MUSIC", "\"Please don't do anything crazy\" i do what i want bitch", "is it gay to put easter eggs inside your own pooper
i'm asking for a friend", "my mom asshoe", "i'm glad you like my site so much", "yes i'm a weeaboo but fuck you bitch i do what i want", "penis", "poopy", "being friends with me is a cancellable offense", "im glenn quagmire", "haha funny poop", "a lot of people in the smw community need some serious mental help", "IT'S A SNAKE GOING UP SOMEONE'S ASS DUDE", "I've got a huge mother fucking donger.", "you should try an HSP sometime, they're fucking delicious", "What will last the shortest inside Artosis's Plump Command Center:
Bowser's Big Castle, Big Battlecruisers, or Bisu's Big Carrier?", "AYAYA _? AYAYA _? AYAYA _?", "don't interact with the smw hacking community if you value your mental health", "AMBATAKAM", "\"My little plumber...\" she sighed.", "Toad traced the arcing curve of Peach's chest danglers with his tiny fingers. He's. Needing. Her. Round. Breasts. At first he thought Peach was a D cup, but she was actually a B cup. It only felt that way because his hands were almost as small as Artosis's.", "SANA IS ETERNAL", "imagine not being an alcoholic lol lmao even", "\"Come here Mario\", growled Bowser as he parted his urethral opening, \"Fuck my cock.\" Mario obliged, shoving his dick deep into Bowser's penis, using the precum as lubricant. Mario fired his load into Bowser's prostate, mixing together their cum.", "hi
its me
the shark
goo goombly bagobbly bagumbus bumbus", "Look at my cute shark wife", "Its funny when Gura gets called a \"Shork\"", "Gura says booba a lot", "huhaha", "uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu~", "dwane hates em", "The version of Sorrow & Misery on SMW Central is not the true version.
This is the true version of Sorrow & Misery, completely uncensored.", "Mario chomped down onto Luigi's anal pustule as the pus flooded out he swallowed and said \"This would go nicely with Wario's fermented toenails and aged acidic diarrhea.\"", "It was a Shapiro only night. \"Oh, god, B-Ben..!\" Abigail clenched her teeth as her hips bucked forward again. It wasn't terribly often that they were intimate now that Ben was more politically active, but when he was, he was always so skillful and proficient in the movement of his hands, those beautiful violin hands. Ben couldn't take it anymore, surrendering himself entirely to his primal urges. Tonight he was going to destroy his younger sister, and not with facts and logic.", "Rev says \"I love BBC\""); $r = array_rand($string); echo "".$string[$r].""; ?>