A cemetery for some of my removed trollpastas from the old Trollpasta Wiki. A few of these have been accepted onto the new site, though usually having to be rewritten in some fashion first. Most of the others however are too spammy, short, or NSFW to be accepted, though.
Buffsuki's Suicide
looking deeper into ddlc's files, you will find a hidden file called "buffsuki.chr"
if you rename it to "natsuki.chr", the game will be infinitely scarier
natsuki will be super strong and have huge muskles, and she'll join sayori and yuri's fate
inbetween act 2 and act 3, there will be a new act featuring buff natsuki
she will throw monika out of the window, and she will talk about infinite pain and suffering, and she will beat herself to death in a hyper realistic manner, not in the way that sayori and yuri killed themselves
at the top right is a screenshot taken just before she killed herself
it also modifies your registry so that it will launch a virus that inserts monika into your bios, making her constantly with you on the computer
so please don't do it
k thanks
Konata Izumi Dies
I found a lost episode of Lucky Star. This was its contents.
One day, Konata was at home not doing her homework, when Kagami broke in and fucked her, and she died.
LUCKY STAR LOST EPISODE
HOLY SHIT U GUIZE I FOUND A REALLY SPOOKY LOST EPISODE OF LUCKY STAR ON THIS WEBSITE THAT I'M THE FIRST TO EVER GO ON AND IT WENT BYEBYE SO NO EVIDENCE BUT ANYWAYS IT STARTED WITH MAI WAIFU KONATA WALKING TO A HENTAI SHOP AND I WAS LIKE WTF SHE'S UNDERAGE THO BUT SHE WENT IN AND IT WASN'T A HENTAI SHOP AT ALL IT WAS A SPPOOPER SCARY EVIL PATRIXXX DEMON THING WHO HAD A FLAPPY PUSSY WITH LOTS OF HAIR AND IT WAS VERY GROSS AND THEN KONATA GOT SUCKED IN THROUGH THE PUSSY AND THEN I SAW INSIDE THE DICKWOMB KAGAMI TSUKASA MINAMI AND THAT BITCH FROM LUCKY CHANNEL AKIRA ALL COVERED IN GREEN CUM AND THEN THEY SAID "HEY I WANNA FUCK YOU" AND THEN KONATA GOT RAPED IN THE POOPER WHILE TINY TIM MUSIC PLAYED. NEXT DAY THE SCHOOL TURNED INTO A MASSIVE SCHLONG AND EJACULATED SEMEN INTO ANOTHER DICK AND THE DICK SAID "OH" WHILE ALL OF THE CITY WAS COVERED IN JIZZ AND EVERYONE JIZZED PURPLE SEMEN AND THEY ALL DROWNED THEN IN THE CREDITS THEY WERE SINGING JUSTIN BOOBER IN THE KARAOKE HOTEL ROOM THING AND THEN I JIZZED ON MY MONITOR AND I SPILT ROOT BEER ON MY MOTHERBOARD AND KILLED MYSELF
Toshinou Kyouko gets touched by neckbearded Sailor Moon cosplayers in inappropriate ways at an anime and manga convention
Toshinou Kyouko, or Kyouko for short, was going to WeebCon 2016 to sell some Mirakurun doujinshi. But then, a group of fat, glasses wearing, neckbearded Sailor Moon cosplayers, approached the stand where Kyouko was selling her doujinshi. Kyouko assumed they were here to buy some copies, but instead, they went behind the counter, and touched her in inappropriate ways. Kyouko cried, and the neckbeards were never found.
Jontron.exe
i'm a hueg fan of jontron, i hav a jontron body pilow and a asortmint of jontron merchindice. i aslo hav meny dildis dat wen i youz them i thnk abot jontron adn imajin him fuking my but. al taht was shaterd wen i went 2 mi subskripshin bocks an fond a noo jontron vidyo. it wuz uplodid 1 sexond ago an had ziro vyooz. it waz cald jontron.exe an teh thumnale waz jontorn wit eeting jacques. i thot it waz juts a glich s0 i cilked on i t. weni t loded it sed teh tiem ov teh vidyo wuz 6:66 i thot it was a gilch 2 so 1 cept wachin. tehre waz n0 nromil botz intoor an it wen stert 2 d jentron intro butt dis itme it waz in g majir n jontorn was cumverd in cum n it lokd liek mi cum az wel. teh bakgrond waz me az a ded bodi i wuz so skerd so i teird 2 clik ot ov teh brosr butt it din wokr s0 i tired trening of mi cumpooti rbutt dat din wrok so den i treaid unpulging mai comprootir but dat dinwork den i treidd tu leev mai beismint butt it wu slokd sso i jus kep wachin it. aftr d intru jontron wuz butfuking me in d vidyo so i strotid fapin wit maii juntrun fleshlite but den he ripd mi hed of n shuvd it don hiz as. i lots mi bonre aftir dat. so eye kep wachin as h3 startid 2 reviw a gem kald イーテイー 4 d アタリ つウェンテイイ シツ ハンヅレヅ (yez im a weabo dnt judj) n he startd it upp n hee hatid it s0 mach hi comitid susaid n he maed mee do it 2 bcuz i d0 watevir jontorn duz
Filthy Frank Lost Episode
Police note: This was a note written by a man called Dubs Checkum; seconds after writing this note, the man committed suicide by shooting himself in the mouth with a shotgun.
I can't take the pain anymore, this is just going too far, before I end my life, I want to tell you all why I'm doing this.
I was an intern at Youtube in 2014. My job as an unpaid intern was to moderate newly uploaded videos. We had to sit through the whole video before we could keep it, age-restrict it, or remove it. I quit however, after seeing this one disturbing video by Filthy Frank.
It was a normal day, on June the 9th. You got your shitty "reaction" videos, full movies and TV shows, massive throbbing cocks penetrating someone's asshole, the normal shit that would be taken down. At about 1:13 in the afternoon, I was given a new video to watch. It was called "filthyfrank.exe", and it was uploaded by TVFilthyFrank. The thumbnail was different from his usual thumbnails, with his face plastered onto what seemed to be EVIL PATRIXXX. I have the thumbnail saved on my computer, if you so wish to see it. I thought it was just a glitch, so I clicked on the video. I then noticed the video ran for 6 minutes and 66 seconds, which was pretty coincidental, so I just kept on watching.
The video starts out with Frank talking about how Pink Guy was murdered by a mysterious penis-coloured creature, and he called out Salamander Man to ask for something, and began to furiously shove Salamander Man's flute up Salamander Man's ass. So far up, that the flute came up out of his mouth. Then, Frank proceeds to pray to Beelzebub's ass, praying for a nipple to suck him into a black hole, and kill him. His wish was not granted; instead EVIL PATRIXXX came down to Frank's bathroom, and proceeded to rape him. Frank was dead from choking on EVIL PATRIXXX's one eyed wonder weasel, and then EVIL PATRIXXX proceeded to do the same to all of the characters you see on the show (killing them too), like Weeaboo Jones, Dark Lord Chin Chin, and many others.
The rest of the note is unreadable, as it is covered in blood and brain matter.
Godzillafan1 encounters EVIL PATRIXXX
one day godzillafan1 encountered evil patrixxx they fought in a battle and they both died but how is that possible evil patrixxx can not die so the universe imploded
Osaka's Completely Normal Day
One day, Osaka was just walking down the street, because she was going to school. She encountered her friends, who were also going to school. Chiyo-chan, Yomi, Tomo-chan, Sakaki-san, Kagura and Kaorin all joined her on their walk to school. It was just a normal morning.
But, when they got to the gates of the school, they saw a ZOMG EVIL PATRIXXX, and he possessed all of them (except for Osaka). She was actually confused for once. Why were her friends all of a sudden hyper-realistic? She tried to look around for a place to escape, but she was trapped. Everything around her was either EVIL PATRIXXX or hyper-realistic. But then, a glimmer of hope. A floating yellow cat, who claimed to be Chiyo-chan's father, swooped in and asked Osaka what was wrong. She said "Everything". Her hope quickly faded though, as Osaka was then compressed into a smaller and smaller area, with an agonizing pain getting stronger and stronger. She was going to die.
And then she woke up. Yukari asked her "How was your nap?" Osaka replied "Oh it was pretty bad- oh wait no I mean I wasn't sleeping" Yukari slapped then her with a book for sleeping during class.
My considerably small equine aquaintanceship is beyond scientific explanation
i found a super old vhs tape of mlp i watched it and pinkie pie wore a top hat and a monocle and she jumped out of the tv and killed me
Whirrrrrrrrrr
i was looking at dank memes once when somebody sent me a link on steam and i didn't remember him on my friends list but i clicked on the link that said "totallynotcursedsite.ponies/78436789134658793415.html" and it fucked over my computer by setting my background to dead penises and screaming "hey everybody i'm looking at gay porno" through my speaker
SmileRichard.jpg
The image to the right was found on a dead guy's computer. The man was found after neighbours complained about a smell of rotten semen, so the police broke into his house, and discovered a Bob Bobington. Of the police officers who discovered the body, 2 of them committed suicide, 1 has gone missing, 1 refuses to comment, and the last agreed to talk about what awaited them. This was his story:
I saw a man crouched over, spreading his ass cheeks, and he was covered with green jizz. I immediately puked. I immediately noticed that there was no whir with him. I figured he must have died because he failed to EAt whir after seeing the image. The image itself was on the computer. So I ATe some of my whir that I handilly brought with me. Noone else brought any though, so I offered them some. However, there was only enough for one, so I gave my best friend the whir. We were getting ready to leave, when two of my colleagues pulled out their guns and shot themselves, and one was nowhere to be found. We decided to get the fuck out of there.
After going onto the man's computer, they discovered an email that said "WARNING! IF YOU DO NOT EAT WHIR OR SEND THIS EMAIL TO EVERYONE ELSE YOU KNOW 10 SECONDS AFTER SEEING THIS SPOOKY PICTURE, YOU WILL BE KILLED TO DEATH!!!1111111!!!!"
K-On! Lost Episode
this acually hapind pleaz beliv me so wat hapind wuz i just saw a spooky episode of k-on it startid wen som dead guy gave me an dvd of k-on and i watche dall off it butt ther was and extra episode so i wached it and it startid with mugi wif a shotgun in teh moosic room saying "YUI IM SICK OF UR SHIT NOW FUKING DIE" yui repleid with "WUT DID I EVR DO 2 U???" mugi den rlpeid "I DUNT CAER U FUKIN RETARD IM GONA FUKIN SHOT U ANYWEIS! FUK U!" then mugi shot yui an der was reelistc blod an yui flun bak hyper relisticly den mugi sed "finaly da fukin bich is gon" den she puld ot a krowbar b4 runin arond den leevin da moosic rum den it endid
SOMEGUY123's Pasta Deletion Rampage
One day, SOMEGUY123 was bored. He saw that there was a pasta made by one called Greenmario58. He decided "since this guy made terry wads this has to go" so he deleted it. Greenmario58 was confused. There was far much more worse shit than his pastas, so why did it get deleted?
Eventually, SOMEGUY deleted more and more of the pastas, and he had made a huge mistake by doing so. He got killed to death by Slenderman because reasons.
SMWCentral.net
Everybody, please pay attention to me. This is extremely important.
You're probably not going to believe this, but when I was 3 years old, I was an intern at SMWCentral as a hack moderator, back when the site was first launched in 2005. I got to play hacks before they were released.
One day though, I saw that there was a hack in the "to be moderated hacks" section called "Super Blood World". I thought it was just a glitch, seeing as the site had just launched. I downloaded it, and patched it onto a clean Super Mario World ROM.
When I played it, it was extremely scary from the beginning. When I got onto the title screen, it was Mario bleeding out of his eyes with hyper-realistic blood. It was so scary. I was scarred for life.
After this, the hack started spamming the forums with messages telling people to kill themselves, along with a link to the hack itself, which eventually got my account permanently banned.
I lost the IPS, as my computer decided to fellate my mother, which killed the hard drive, and all the evidence. But just a warning; if you ever get sent a file called "Super Blood World.ips", don't patch it. You will get killed to death (but I was lucky).
I swear to fucking god if this gets removed because it's not a fucking Creepypasta I'll fucking kill myself now
one day i was driving home on a highway when i noticed that there was a car pulled over that had "don't pull over here" written in blood on the side of it so i pulled over to investigate and when i got over there a weird 4 legged 4 armed purely white (omg raycist) came out of the forest on the side of the road and started running towards me with a knife i called the cops but there was no reception so i started running as fast as i could but he caught up to me and stabbed me 666 times and i died
Scooby Doo Revenge of the Malt Shop with a Pickle on Top
A little boy was having a dream about EVIL PATRIXXX (who he'd never heard of before), and then the next morning, on his way to school, he saw EVIL PATRIXXX, and they slapped each other in a nerd battle but since EVIL PATRIXXX can't die, the little boy lost, and was tragically killed, before EVIL PATRIXXX went to the little boy's home, and painted on the walls in blood "EVIL PATRIXXX WUZ HERE", before burning the town down.
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on cristmas day i got a presint frum my mumy andd i opind it but evil patrixxx cam out an kild me
The most scariest pasta that won't ever get deleted
at a kfc in melburn astralia, evil patrixxx wuz lurkign arond ther, and he putt on an disgise 2 maek himmselff mor humen so he wuz hierd bi teh kfc staf 4 a part tiem job an werked at da counter 2 tel cumstomerz dat da krusher masheen was brokin but wen hee gaev da custimers dere foood, he wood curse dem wiht his evill powerers 2 maek da persin hoo eatz dem fart huuge big stinkee fartz al de tiem, an wun dei, robbie coltrein (he pleyd hagrid in da harri poter moviz) he gott a cursedd giant feest, an wentt hoem 2 eet it, an wen he eated it al up (inkludin da paper an plastik) he sudendly turnd super sayin annd did a huuge powerfel fart dat destroyd hallf da unaverse
Attack of the Tumblrinas
I was your typical straight, white, cisgendered male, I have a penis, and I am perfectly fine with having said penis. This is a story of when I came face to face with some of the most terrifying people on the planet.
BUTT first I must tell you about the porn I fap to. I fap to porn on PornHub, RedTube, YouPorn, XNXX, and I like brunette, big tits, asian, blonde, and also- oh shit I forgot about the story! Anyways, me and a friend were on a bus to the airport to go to E3. It was a regular bus ride, and we were talking about how stupid modern feminism is, and this obese, red-mohawked, glasses wearing woman stood up and told us to "CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE YOU CIS WHITE MALE SCUM!" we were distracted, and my friend said "Heh, fuckin' bitch." She then said "STOP TRIGGERING ME I GOT PTSD FROM HARRASSMENT", but we were laughing our asses off. She then cried "RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!". Once the bus was stopped and some police officers came on the bus, she told of how we were "raping" her. The policeman questioned some other people on the bus, and they said the exact same thing. "They were just havin' some gay sex with each other, yo." which was exactly what we were doing. She then got "QUINTUPLE TRIGGERED", and everyone in the bus was laughing. At that time.
Once she blogged bitched about it on tumblr, many more morbidly obese women with fucked up hair rushed onto the bus and started whinging at everyone. We were confused. Then one passenger said "Look, I have to disagree with you." when that happened, all the tumblrinas transformed from ordinary feminazis, into one super mega death satan woman. Everyone ran off the bus, with her screaming "CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE" and "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE". I'm typing this as we speak, and OH GOD SHE'S STEPPING ON THE BOMB SHEL
